What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:26
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What does "feeling like your life is over" mean and why is it not in any dictionary online?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Yes sir it is.
{RING} {RING}
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Have you experimented with bestiality?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Sure no problem officer.
Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.